Teacher accidentally fires gun in classroom, students injured

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Dennis Alexander was teaching a course about gun safety for his Administration of Justice class when his gun went off at 11 a.m.

Irony incarnate.

Also, “went off” is a wonderful euphemism. Did Doofus pull the trigger of a loaded gun in a classroom full of students? No. The gun “went off”. Because guns don’t kill people, teachers kill people.

No one suffered “serious injuries.” One 17-year-old boy suffered moderate injuries when fragments from the bullet ricocheted off the ceiling and lodged into his neck.

The only thing that can stop a bad teacher with a gun is a good teacher with a gun.