Teacher accidentally fires gun in classroom, students injured

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Dennis Alexander was teaching a course about gun safety for his Administration of Justice class when his gun went off at 11 a.m.

Irony incarnate.

Also, “went off” is a wonderful euphemism. Did Doofus pull the trigger of a loaded gun in a classroom full of students? No. The gun “went off”. Because guns don’t kill people, teachers kill people.

No one suffered “serious injuries.” One 17-year-old boy suffered moderate injuries when fragments from the bullet ricocheted off the ceiling and lodged into his neck.

The only thing that can stop a bad teacher with a gun is a good teacher with a gun.

Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner

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When the ex-husband approached, he tried to remove her from the AC unit, but Dunn produced a pink stun gun and attempted to electrocute him, according to the arrest report. Dunn was struck in the head and dropped both the pink stun gun and a handgun, the report said.

Dunn reportedly got up off the ground and shot him in the testicles with the handgun.

Conflicting reports as ABC11 had claimed:

She sat on the unit to prevent the men from taking it and allegedly attempted to fend off her husband with a stun gun before shooting him in the testicles with a pink handgun

The color of the ball-breaking gun isn’t important. But in my imagination it will always be pink.

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The man’s brother pushed Dunn to the ground and attempted to help his brother and drove him to the hospital.

The report said that the ex-husband’s brother screamed, “You shot my brother” and began choking her until she blacked out.

The brother pushed Dunn and drove him to the hospital… oh, yeah, and choked out the ex-wife. Also, she had a gun, but didn’t have the clarity to shoot the brother in the nuts, I guess shooting people in the nuts is emotionally traumatic.

Dunn’s ex-husband picked up the gun after the shooting and brought it with him to the hospital, the report stated.

I don’t know what else you do with the gun that shot your balls off. But, it feels like “bring it with you to the hospital” doesn’t isn’t very helpful.

Man killed by police was US Navy vet trying to break up fight

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“The gun slipped out of the holster when he had fallen, and I think he may have tried to retrieve it,” Smith said, adding that the officers began firing as soon as they saw the weapon.

“A good guy with a gun” pop quiz.

But Donald Dietz, 25, an employee at the sports bar, claimed that the officers warned Washington first.

“They warned him multiple times not to reach for it, but he did,” Dietz said. “People think they were overzealous, but they had to do it.”