{"id":44,"date":"2018-07-21T22:20:43","date_gmt":"2018-07-21T14:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/2018\/07\/21\/teacher-accidentally-fires-gun-in-classroom-students-injured\/"},"modified":"2018-07-21T22:20:43","modified_gmt":"2018-07-21T14:20:43","slug":"teacher-accidentally-fires-gun-in-classroom-students-injured","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/2018\/07\/21\/teacher-accidentally-fires-gun-in-classroom-students-injured\/","title":{"rendered":"Teacher accidentally fires gun in classroom, students injured"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ksbw.com\/article\/seaside-high-teacher-accidentally-fires-gun-in-class\/19426017\">KSBW<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dennis Alexander was teaching a course about gun safety for his Administration of Justice class when his gun went off at 11 a.m.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Irony incarnate.<\/p>\n<p>Also, &#8220;went off&#8221; is a wonderful euphemism. Did Doofus pull the trigger of a loaded gun in a classroom full of students? No. The gun &#8220;went off&#8221;. Because guns don&#8217;t kill people, teachers kill people.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>No one suffered &#8220;serious injuries.&#8221; One 17-year-old boy suffered moderate injuries when fragments from the bullet ricocheted off the ceiling and lodged into his neck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The only thing that can stop a bad teacher with a gun is a good teacher with a gun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>KSBW Dennis Alexander was teaching a course about gun safety for his Administration of Justice class when his gun went off at 11 a.m. Irony incarnate. Also, &#8220;went off&#8221; is a wonderful euphemism. Did Doofus pull the trigger of a loaded gun in a classroom full of students? No. The gun &#8220;went off&#8221;. Because guns [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[11,15,12],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-linked","tag-goodguywithagun","tag-school","tag-whoops"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa5txG-I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}