{"id":19,"date":"2018-07-12T23:21:55","date_gmt":"2018-07-12T15:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/?p=19"},"modified":"2018-07-12T23:21:55","modified_gmt":"2018-07-12T15:21:55","slug":"pair-high-on-bath-salts-fired-gun-at-fireflies-mistaking-them-for-alien-lasers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/2018\/07\/12\/pair-high-on-bath-salts-fired-gun-at-fireflies-mistaking-them-for-alien-lasers\/","title":{"rendered":"Pair high on bath salts fired gun at fireflies, mistaking them for alien lasers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wboy.com\/news\/police-pair-high-on-bath-salts-fired-gun-at-fireflies-mistaking-them-for-alien-lasers\/1284881186\">wboy.com<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>According to investigators, the pair from Clinton County had a &#8220;bad trip&#8221; and thought that fireflies were green lasers coming from aliens who were after them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A well-regulated militia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wboy.com According to investigators, the pair from Clinton County had a &#8220;bad trip&#8221; and thought that fireflies were green lasers coming from aliens who were after them. A well-regulated militia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-linked","tag-drugs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pa5txG-j","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions\/20"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidmilitia.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}